This post is dedicated to Al Roker.
HA! She sure was! A whale! That means she was fat! And still is! She's not fooling anyone!
I see I am too late here. I was going to remind you that Star is in dire need of an encouraging word from you. And that "queen of the soft-focus lens" and downright meanie, Babs Walters is in need of a wag of the finger from you--in the form of a handwritten note-- (preferably in a color other than blue) to tell her to stop picking on our poor, defenseless, hungry, hungry Star. Please correct this travesty!