Well, after four days of voting it's clear that everybody thinks the cover for my new book is the best cover in the history of book covers. Over 150 of you think it's pretty much the best thing ever, and when you factor in that I myself voted in he poll over 146 times it's hard to argue that it's anything other than unanimous: My book cover is tops!

I'd like to thank the four people who voted and unknowlingly entered in an agreement to buy five copies of my new book when it hit stores in October. Thanks for your support! As a token of my affection I will guarantee that my book will be the best book you've ever been contractually obligated to buy five copies of (preferably at five different bookstores, so as not to look like we're cooking the books, so to speak).

Above all us, though, your vote shows how much you care about me. You want me to do well and you will buy multiple copies of my book. Touches my heart. I wish I could say I care about you just as much, but I can't because I've never met you and for all I know you could have been uncool in high school. I'm sure you understand.

Stay tuned for more info over the course of the summer about my book. It's only going to get more exciting from here on out. So put on your helmet, hop on, and bring some toll money because it's going to be a wild ride. Or something. Oh, and stop beforehand and pick up some sandwiches. I'm hungry. Hate to start a trip on an empty stomach. I'm not very good company when I'm hungry. Great! Thanks! Let's roll!

This post is dedicated to Jack Klugman.